On this, a horribly windy but clear, Thanksgiving Eve, I'm just plain old nothin' but blessed. I'm just sitting here, a shit-eating grin on my face, my pupils dilated to a good and proper degree, and my pulse quickening.....wondering what I'm going to do with my $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. And Oprah's special little people got all of those prizes just yesterday -- which is nothing compared to what I've won. And all of it sent to me by my long-lost Uncle Lewis. Anybody want to be my best friend? Take note:
We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement today, 18th ofNov., 2007 of winners of the UK XMAS LOTTERY ONLINE PROMOPROGRAMME, held on the 11th of Nov., 2007.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of£1,000,000.00(One Million pounds sterling) in cash credited to fileXYL/26510460037/04.This is from a total cash prize of £10,000,000.00(Ten Million pounds sterling) shared amongst the first ten (10) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus.Your assigned claims agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him/her via electronic mail(email) or other options made available to you.To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent:Dr.Pinkett BrownEmail: email@example.com
Provide him with the information below:
8.Country Of Residence:
For due processing and remittance of your prize money. Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.Thank you forbeing part of our online promotional lottery program.
Sir. Lewis Cole
Online Coordinator for the U.K. National Lottery