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Wednesday, November 21, 2007


On this, a horribly windy but clear, Thanksgiving Eve, I'm just plain old nothin' but blessed. I'm just sitting here, a shit-eating grin on my face, my pupils dilated to a good and proper degree, and my pulse quickening.....wondering what I'm going to do with my $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. And Oprah's special little people got all of those prizes just yesterday -- which is nothing compared to what I've won. And all of it sent to me by my long-lost Uncle Lewis. Anybody want to be my best friend? Take note:

Ref/ UK/839030X2/14


TICKET NUMBER:023-1111-790-458


We are pleased to inform you of the final announcement today, 18th ofNov., 2007 of winners of the UK XMAS LOTTERY ONLINE PROMOPROGRAMME, held on the 11th of Nov., 2007.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of£1,000,000.00(One Million pounds sterling) in cash credited to fileXYL/26510460037/04.This is from a total cash prize of £10,000,000.00(Ten Million pounds sterling) shared amongst the first ten (10) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus.Your assigned claims agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him/her via electronic mail(email) or other options made available to you.To file for your claim, please contact our claims agent:Dr.Pinkett BrownEmail: info.uknationalottery@yahoo.com.hk

Provide him with the information below:

1.Full Name:

2.Full Address:

3.Marital Status:





8.Country Of Residence:

9.Telephone Number:

For due processing and remittance of your prize money. Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this program.Thank you forbeing part of our online promotional lottery program.

Yours Truly,

Sir. Lewis Cole

Online Coordinator for the U.K. National Lottery


Single Guy said...

I won too!!!

Lemuel said...

I wonder if that would ever happen to any of the rest of us.


(Happy Thanksgiving, Lewis!)

Ur-spo said...

and a very happy thanksgiving day to you!

Stacey said...

Congratulations!!! ;)

Happy turkey day, I hope it's wonderful, relaxing and joyous!

Sorted Lives said...

You have a lot to be blessed for!! Have a great day!

stevie.be. said...

happy thanksgiving!! :)

Ryan said...

just wanted 2 wish u and yours a happy thanksgiving!

bardelf said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Lewis.

Palm Springs Savant said...

Amazing. Life changing. You can buy the Internet now.

tee hee.
Happy Thanksgiving!

Wayne said...

Happy Thanksgiving Lewis!
What a wonderful present! ;-)

TJ said...

Happy Turkey Day to you and yours!

Kelly said...

Happy Turkey Day!

Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

And I think he has a sister in Nigeria who wants you to take over her late, lamented husband's large fortune so she can give it to the church. I mean, the part that she doesn't give to you in gratitude.

Greg said...

yea! Now you can buy us all presents!!!

(Hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving!)