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Monday, February 25, 2008

Reagan, Dog Pee, and Naked Neighbors


I seldom dream. Not that I remember, anyway. You'll recall that I had some wild dreams during our coming down off of Ambien addiction. And our sleep habits as of late have been quite erratic because of the new family member. But last night was one of the funniest.

I was over at our neighbor's place, two doors up the street....The Compound, as they like to call it. It looked nothing like their house in my dream, of course. Their living room was a giant hot tub, more like a small pool with warm, bubbly water. I was naked in the pool along with our little doggie and T (our neighbor guy). Behind me down the stairs came P, other neighbor dude, naked and jumped in the pool with us. His jumping in scared the dog so much that he started peeing (the dog, not P). The dog pee hit the ceiling and damned near came splattering down on -- you'll never guess who -- Nancy Reagan! She was at the other end of the room, dressed to the nines, and cooking us all breakfast. So, T starts to cry....he's totally verklempt with the fact that Nancy is still able to look so good and cook so well. But, oh no, T can't cry by himself....his wife L comes down the stairs to see what's happening and starts crying too. It was quite a night, I must say. They'll probably never let me into The Compound again...and I don't blame them.

29 comments:

Ur-spo said...

oh oh
tell everyone you know to leave town as soon as possible......

"W" said...

Children! Nancy Reagan! Wow! I'd hate to see what happens when you drink the adult cool aid ;-)

CJ said...

What have you been eating before bed time?

Durand said...

The problem here is I can't really decide which part of your dream was the most disturbing. You and I will be meeting in very public places from now on.

Laurie said...

I'm with cj. What have you been
eating?
At least know you're not alone when
it comes to weird dreams. The one
thing I don't like about the ones
I have is that I can feel them.
And mine aren't funny ones :(

tornwordo said...

The dog pee hitting the ceiling is priceless. lol

CawfeeGuy said...

OMG your puppy is SOOOOOOOOOO cute!!!! i'm gonna die of diabetic shock soon!

oh...wait...i just got to the part about La Reagen...i'm over it...sweetness levels normal.

Lemuel said...

It is OBVIOUSLY a dream about the effects of "trickle down economics".

"Just David!" said...

now there's a dream you should have analyzed... nancy reagan?? are you a closet republican?? lol!!!

Java said...

This is hilarious! Nancy Reagan cooking breakfast, dog pee on the ceiling, it can hardly get better. Is there some significance to the living room being filled with water? I sometimes have dreams where water figures prominently.
I like Lemuel's assessment, "trickle down economics" (or dog pee).

Cooper said...

I don't usually enjoy reading about people's dreams and generally skip those kinds of posts, but this one was really funny and appealing somehow!

What was Nancy making for breakfast?

RAD Homo said...

LOL! OH MY!!! Did you eat some sugar before bed or was it the Tykenol PM you swallowed? Holy heck batman-- crazy dream!

Ryan said...

ok no food after 5 haha that was crazy but ive had some crazy ones myself.

thanx 4 the love and support again on this round of my illness!

kisses

nakedwriter said...

Wow. What a dream. Nancy being peeed on by a dog. :)

bardelf said...

There is probably federal grant money available to study your dreams, especially this gem! Wow.
I'll bet Nancy can whip up a hearty breakfast!

Greg said...

And just what did you eat/drink before going to bed that night?

Wayne said...

I have tons of dreams. And all very wierd too!

travelling, but not in love said...

Sweet Jesus.

I'll bet that isn't the first time that Nancy Reagan got p*ssed on in a hot tub.

In fact I'm sure I remember something along those lines from her 'unauthorised' biography...

Steven said...

Now that's a wet dream! :-)

You must have forgotten to take Mason out to do his business before going to bed.

Doug said...

The presence of Nancy Reagan in your trip, er, I mean dream, indicates you took too much. Try a lower dose.

Nathan Garvison said...

hmmm. i don't really know what to take from this dream. All i know is that my dreams have taken a very sexual turn in the past few weeks--and that hasn't really happened since early puberty.

I think you need to stop watching the news with your neighbors (clothed or not) and keep the dog from peeing on you at night >:D

Have a wonderful week, Lewis!

aims said...

Very funny dream - aren't they the best?

Just popping in from TBNIL's blog..you started something over there...

WAT said...

I don't think I remember the last time I dreamt! They say one dreams every night, but I often wake up feeling as tho I didn't, but that's because I forget them.

I was never a big fan of Nancy Reagan, but she sure did love her husband, and was a very good wife to him, so I do admire her for that. I heard the poor thing fell down the other day, but luckily did not break a hip or anything.

Timmy said...

Don't Rain On My Parade...change that to Breakfast...could be the title for that dream.

I do have to ask. When the dream was over did YOU actually wake up and go pee? Normally when I have water dreams I have to get up and pee. Just asking...

Trailhead said...

I think I love this dream.

Keith said...

You will enjoy seven fat years followed by seven lean . . . oops, wrong dream! Well, I don't know what your dream means. All I can say is that in my dreams, I'm usually the one doing the peeing, not the dog. I don't know what that means, either, and I don't think I want to! ; )

But what I really meant to say is, in response to the pic at the top, I used to have a tiny little braid on the back of my head in 1987, when you had your little ponytail. Does that make us cosmic twins? And you're cute in your picture!

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D-Man said...

I think I've met these neighbors, and I'm much more interested in what they looked like naked... DO TELL!

And what was Nancy cooking for brekky?

Iron Fist said...

Ha! This is the dream you told me about, isn't it? Awesome. :)