So, exactly what does it say when someone you know and love, someone you hold dear to your heart and life, the love of your life, spies a deer antler on a shelf at your parent's house. He grabs the deer antler, puts it on the top of his head, and lopes off into the middle of the living room where your nearly 80-year-old parents are relaxing and watching television. And he yells "I'm horny, I'm horny!" I wonder if he still holds the admiration and respect that he used to?
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If anything, I think I'd respect him more!
Funny how things that were humorous when we were teens make a comeback later in life?
There's never a bad time for horny deer antlers. Never, I tell ya.
Oh deer, I told you to not let him drink in public anymore.
Ah, you can't buck him for having a sense of humor.
Now that is quite funny! Good that your relationship still has that fun element after so many years together!
Have a pretty weekend now L!
that is way too funny....how did the folks react......
Perhaps you can be grateful that he was not naked at the time. Or was he?
tooo funny!! lets hope everyone had a sense of humour.
Well, was this the first time he'd been in the house? That makes all the difference.
Chuckling... that's my kind of man! :-D
I've got a deer head on my wall (guess I just lost all my PETA readers) and his name is Bob. You know what Bob says? "I'm a little horny!"
To me . . . it says he is 100% comfortable with bing himself around your family. Which speaks volumes. To quote Martha, "It's a Good Thing."
Lewis! What have I told you about
doing that at my parents house!
I think it says he's horny.
someone is getting in touch with their inner-pagan; it can be jolly good fun so don't knock it.
besides , it is rutting season, no?
The guy has balls: I like that!
LOL!
Ha ha ha! Can I borrow him for a weekend to shock MY parents?!
He sounds like a keeper to me! lol.
I suspect your father turned to your mother upon the exodus of you two and commented that he thought no one else would have come up with that exercise.
In all reality, at their age, they may have been a bit shocked, but have seen and had the same thoughts at some point in their life. They'll still love your friend.
It's a classy guy that gets away with it. What do with him? Marry him, you fool, marry him!
Everything I wanted to say has already been said by my esteemed colleagues. :(
That's just not right. You deserve better Lewis. lol
*cringe*
ROFL! Thanks for sharing a good chuckle!
I'd love him even more! And, I'd find my own set of antlers and ask him if he wants to lock horns.
Hilarious! I hope there is humour like that in my life at a grand old age!
This is totally one of those "I have a friend who" stories, isn't it? I'm sure your parents are used to your drunken shenanigans by now Lewis, so go ahead and own up to them! I imagine your partner cringing in a corner and your parents comforting him, saying, "Now, now, dear. You'll get used to him in time. At least this time he stuck them on his head."
Goofballs and dorks are rad! I'm one of those!
"I wonder if he still holds the admiration and respect that he used to?"
With me he does! That takes not only a desirably twisted sense of humor, but it takes balls as well--and I really like balls in a man.
If you love him, you cut him some slack and take him aside later for a gentle talk about boundaries.
Unless you found it hilarious, in which case you give him a bj later as thanks.
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