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Friday, May 16, 2008

When the Roll Is Called Upon Yonder

Why is this so necessary? I mean, hello!, there are other people with back ends that need wiping in this world .... well, in this household, for that matter. No, seriously, it's fine ...... I'll change it for you.

15 comments:

Stacey said...

teehee!

Lemuel said...

Amen! Preach it, Brother Lewis!! I don't know how many times I enter the "Sanctum Sanctorum" here at work to "pray" and whoever has been there before has used up the "scroll" and not put a new one in its place. (A supply of new ones is kept on the top of the tank.) I guess among the bevy of highly educated engineers, I, a lowly programmer, am the only one who can figure out the complicated machinations of putting on a new roll!

Birdie said...

And make sure the paper rolls over the TOP.

bridgeout said...

Priceless Friday humor! Always a classic! ;-D

Blair said...

Apparently my coffee hadn't kicked it.....sorry!

Laurie said...

I change it all the time in both
bathrooms and I only use ONE of
them.


HUGS!!

mikesays said...

I say this all the time while at work, and I do my best not to have to use it. At home, I don't have this problem, no because TheHusband is perfect (as, if!), but because we have separate bathrooms.

LOL @ Blair!

mikesays said...

That should read:

"...TheHusband is NOT perfect..."

Duh.

Ur-spo said...

alas, i am guilty of doing that - leaving just enough to not have to change it.
i also do this with milk and juice cartons and boxes of nibbles - just a small amount left.
mea culpa

savante said...

What an eloquent picture :)

tornwordo said...

That is a heinous act.

afod said...

Hilarious responses and Birdie took the words out of my mouth. But it bears repeating. But I get frustrated when those perforations don't work as well as they should. ;-)

WAT said...

The value of having toilet paper at all times is truly underestimated.

Christopher said...

Punishment is definitely in order for this crime!....ssssssmack!!

RG said...

Aaaaah - you live with one of those people too huh. Here's what you do: When they are in the shower, run the dishwasher, and the washing machine then flush the toilet.

That'll learn 'em. :)