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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Sarah Palin Is My Nemesis


Did you know? Sarah Palin and I are tight. Very. We both like attacking animals while they run from us. We like dressing up for the hunt. We like expensive things like designer glasses and lots of rich people's clothing. And we both believe in Drill Baby, Drill -- only it means something different to her than me. And we're both HOT.....all of the straight boys want to do us. Oh, and we both have handsome husbands that are akin to Joe Six Pack. Hot damn.
Today, hubby + pooch + I are driving 500 miles from Boise to Seattle. Tonight is our 10th Anniversary Party given to us by our company. It really is going to be a lot of fun. On Friday, we drive from Seattle to Portland.....ahh, the quietness of home. Oh, and the liberalism too.

21 comments:

Stacey said...

ROTFL!

Hot damn! Shucks y'all. You betcha!

(Happy Anniversary!)

CawfeeGuy said...

aaaaaaaaaaw happy 10 years!

emeraldcityguy said...

You betcha, you're hotter than moose poop on a stick! By golly get yer homo sinnin ass out of Boise and back to the land of the open minded!

Java said...

Been in Boise a little too long there, Lewis?

Happy anniversary!

Doug said...

The difference is you don't need to spend $150k to look damn fabulous.

Have a wonderfully liberal drive home, and enjoy your party! Congrats on 10 years.

Mark in DE said...

Have a ball at the anniversary party!

Mark :-)

Lemuel said...

Now I'm confused. Drive? Are you talking cars or cattle? Yee-haw! *grin*

Gregorio said...

HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......

Nathan said...

That photo just scares me. I'm not a big fan of guns.

Happy anniversary though. Have a safe trip and congrats on being an example that gay men CAN commit!

Allogenes said...

Liberalism? I LOVE Liberalism!

Travel safely!

Rob (Inukshuk Adventure) said...

Travel safe and happy 10th anniversary.

dit said...

Oh my . . . so butch, I wonder if Sarah has ever shot her friend in the face?

Congratulations on your 10th. My husband (yes husband) and I got married on our 10th anniversary. shhh. lol The churches want to take it away.

Have an amazing drive and 10th anniversary. Seattle is an amazing city. Very romantic.

Ur-spo said...

well darling you go on thinking that if if comforts you.

Ur-spo said...

and a happy anniversary to you both
may there many many more !

WAT said...

OOOOOOO WEEEEE! You look so threatening. AND SEXAY!

Breenlantern said...

ok...i know this pic was supposed to be ironic...but damn you're hot. I'd do you, even while you were holding that gun...despite my pacifism....woof.

larry said...

you look very butch,holding that firearm,mister!!!!!

bridgeout said...

I loved the 'drill baby drill' double entendre! Chuckling.
And a happy anniversary trip to you both! Safe travels and enjoyable times be yours!!

Anthony said...

Wow. That's a big one ;-)

Happy Anniversary!

RAD said...

I love big guns....

Wayne said...

Happy belated anniversary!
And that's a great pic!