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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Volunteers Needed

Personally,I'm looking to be a volunteer for the class. You?? Plus, I'm wondering if I still have to pay the $30 registration fee if I give of my time and my self to actually, you know, let people learn the proper way to go at it down below the belt. Off to Vancouver BC tonight after a 3-hour sit time at the LAX Airport. I slept like you know what in SFO...noisiest hotel ever...door slamming late into the night and again starting at 04:00. Ugh....now this is why I like my own bed.....well, and that there is a good looking man and a sexy pooch in the bed too.

15 comments:

CawfeeGuy said...

honey...i could TEACH that class.
actually i don't know a gay man alive who probably couldn't....

RAD said...

Nice class-- most of us boys know it well but I am sure alot of ladies need help with this though...I wil wave as you fly over..hope you get back to your own bed soon! :-)

Nico said...

Is this for real? Do you think many ladies will be paying those $30 from their own pockets? LOL.

Rob (Inukshuk Adventure) said...

Huh, that's for beginners. Call me when they run the Master Class!

Say hi to Vancouver for me.

annie said...

interesting that people would pay $30 to learn something that SHOULD be natural knowledge. sorry to hear about your icky night in sfo. how about earplugs? i use pretty pink ones called 'sleep pretty in pink'. maybe you could stop by your local something-mart? the color would soothe your soul! happier travels, my brother!

Lemuel said...

I generally do not sleep well in a strange bed. I prefer a stranger in my bed. (I didn't really write that, did I?)

bridgeout said...

You _definitely_ should get in free if you volunteer your "talents" to help those less skilled in the art of fellatio... ;)
Hop you will be home to your own bed, hubby and puppy soon!!!

johnmichael said...

There's actually a class for this?

Blair said...

$30? Does anyone have change for a $50?

Doug said...

Here's hoping your next hotel is quiet and calm.

Who's teaching the class? A guy or a girl? I might question the teacher's qualifications.

travelling, but not in love said...

I'd go to that class, but I don't understand what it's about. Is it hairdressing?

Ur-spo said...

pishposh to classes like this
The only way to get to Carnegie Hall is practice.

Anthony said...

You are so giving .....

And I hate hotels like that. Recently a group of people were making so much noise by the elevators really late before my departure, I put on my robe to go out and give them a piece of my mind ... only to discover they were the arriving crew from my own airline :-(

Laurie said...

HA!!!! I can't believe someone is
having a class like that.....
OMG! That's classic....

I like the beds in motels....Kinda
weird I know....It's just that I
like to have the A/C blowing its
'job' on me... :) Bad I know....
Just the first thing that came to
my mind.... :)

HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark in DE said...

OMG - how funny is that???

Mark :-)