Occasionally, we apparently become bored with our flamboyant gay lifestyle. (You know, the "gay agenda.") Because we find ourselves having some semblance of straight boy talk. The really macho talk that makes straight girls get all wet and cranked up. The conversations that straight men may be prone to. We blather on indefinitely about chicks, church, trucks, Carhartt, titty bars, and other testosterone-laden nonsense. This was today's conversation:
One Queer to the Other Queer: So, hey buddy, so your car looks pretty clean. You get it washed?
Other Queer to One Queer: Yeah dude, had it washed by the church youth group...they were having a fundraiser for some Jews for Jesus project. Thought it was a good idea to support them.
One Queer to Other Queer: You still going to Sunnyside Nazarene?? (Side Note: SN is known for their anti-gay stance.)
Other Queer to One Queer: Nah, my girl lives closer to City Bible Church up on Rocky Butte so I go up there with her. Plus, they hate the faggots even more than the Sunnyside church did. (Side Note: CBC is REALLY known for its anti-gay stance.)
And then we giggle. And bring our voices back up an octave to a typical gay sort of timbre.
Who knows what tomorrow's straight boy conversation will be. But, I assure you, there will be one.