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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Waiting For Yoga

Overheard In Class Today -- All Spoken in Hushed Whispers Just So That Everyone Within Hearing Range Could Hear:

One Chick to Another: You should practice with your socks off....it's easier.

Second Chick to First: I'm not sure if my socks are clean...these are my mom's socks.

Second chick proceeds to peel the sweaty dark blue socks from her lanky feet exposing her bright red painted nails. The socks are wadded into a ball and brought up to her nose for a quick sniff before shoving them inside her sneakers.

Um, yeah. There were a few distractions in a very crowded yoga class today.

13 comments:

Breenlantern said...

stop sucking up all the beautiful germs...leave some for the rest of us...geez!

Ultra Dave said...

You don't do nude yoga?

bridgeout said...

YIKES!!! Scary!! How do you re-center after a puppet show like that??

Ur-spo said...

My yoga class was relativlely 'issue free' other than some of the women were embarassed to be in yoga positions to help with their periods, when two men were in the clas.

annie said...

well, at least she smelled them so as not to offend you at all!!!!!!

Princessa lil mexico said...

EWW!!!

john said...

I should really do some yoga to help get centered.

WAT said...

And girls have the nerve to say that US GUYS are the dirty pigs! HMPH!

Greg said...

Um...was that some kind of new yoga position: Dodo Sniffing Smelly sock?

Laurie said...

HA!!! That is so funny!

TACKLE YOU HUGS!!!!!!!!

electrocummer said...
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David said...

So glad I practice yoga with all boys.

CJ said...

Lewis checkin' out the chicks. Who'd a thunk it?