I'm hideous. Don't look, please don't. I'll never be a model. My closeups for the Abercrombie calendar will never look the same. Photoshop will now become my middle name.
I just had an annoying bean-sized cyst behind my left ear lobe. I picked at it, drained it, stabbed it with a needle, etc. It tortured me for about a month! I FINALLY WON! I HAS HEALED! LOLOOOOOOOOL!
6 comments:
WTF? WHAT did you do to yourself?
But I bet that you can get a seat all to yourself on the bus.
You have such lovely eyes, no one would notice.
Guuuuuuuurl. What the hell happened?
I take it that is not a safety razor?
Ditto on the eyes!
I just had an annoying bean-sized cyst behind my left ear lobe. I picked at it, drained it, stabbed it with a needle, etc. It tortured me for about a month! I FINALLY WON! I HAS HEALED! LOLOOOOOOOOL!
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