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Sunday, January 06, 2008

In Case You Had Any Doubts as to My Sexual Orientation






In case there was any doubt left in the cobwebbed corners of your minds as to my sexual orientation, it should be all made quite clear -- extremely clear -- after the above -- our shopping list at Target today. As for the athletic tape, don't even ask. I think you'll get the rest of it....well, most of you will, anyway.
Portland's GLBT newspaper Just Out has just published an article on queer bloggers in Portland. I was supposed to have been included but scheduling conflicts kept me from providing an interview.
Tuesday will find me in Orlando once again. Cavorting with this guy and this guy, and maybe this one. They are awesome guys, if not a little, shall we say, nutty. If you're in Orlando and would like to have dinner with us, let me know.

14 comments:

Lemuel said...

I'm glad you cleared up the questions I had concerning your orientation. I was quite worried. [*smirk*]

Ur-spo said...

don't you adore Men's Health? Such narcissitc ridiculous garbage and I never miss an issue.

Sorted Lives said...
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Sorted Lives said...

Your chauffeur will be ready at 3 p.m. my lady. Can't wait to see you. M will be joining us!!

Breenlantern said...

Not that I had doubts about your sexuality, but there are MUCH more...fun...ways of discerning your gayness that do not involve a shopping list *eg*

Doug said...

Ick, find a replacement for that slim-fast shake. Make your own with more wholesome ingredients.

Steven said...

"Little??!!! You must not have shared too many meals with them. ;-) You guys should have a great time as usual! What's the athletic tape for? :-D

Wayne said...

Do you ever get to the midwest? It's always California and Florida!

CJ said...

What? Nothing in the cart for rectal bleaching? Eye concealing? Your beautiful. Why in the world do you think you need that? So Slimfast is your secret?

Java said...

I like those slimfast things frozen. Stick them upside down in the freezer, then use a can opener to take the bottom off the can when it's frozen. Scrape the icy goodness out and yummmmm.
Orlando, huh? I'll be there in a couple of weeks. Mama lives there, and I'll be with her for a couple of days before we set sail.
I like to look at the cover of Men's Health, but usually don't get much farther. Sexy guys!

WAT said...

Men's Health makes me feel so inferior in that I'm not in the shape those models in there are in.

:(

RAD Homo said...

Thanks for the confirmatons. I tool want to know what you are going to do with that tape!

D-Man said...

Athletic tape, athletic tape, hmmmm... Ah! That's for Blair's, um, streeeetch, right? Do I win anything?

Nathan Garvison said...

lewis the moment i saw your picture i knew you were gay, but then no one can tell i'm gay from first glance...michael buble was so 2 years ago anyway. :D enjoy that album; it's nice the first 20 times you listen to it. i tend to over-listen to music. Imogen Heap is still playing after two years...sigh.

i'm such a dork...and every bit as gay as you! I was thinking i needed to get some under-eye concealer. I think that my mom would think i was getting faggy though :P i'm definitely the antithesis of "fag". Other ways you can tell you're gay is if you like to suck a "weenie." haha. no problems there! Oh the younger days of eating Popsicles in the summer, you know you've thought the same thing!!! have a fun week, lewis

btw, no more slim fast. that's just wrong! grooooooossssss!!!!!! just eat your bacon cheeseburger and stop bitching! lol