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Monday, January 14, 2008

What's Your Name ??


So, just out of curiosity, what is your name? No, silly...not your real name. Your play name. Your naughty name. The names that your lover, partner, friends, or family call you when no one else is around (well, sometimes they slip up and use it in public...and it probably embarrasses or irritates you a little). I'm a little embarrassed (listen to me...haha..I used the word embarrassed....as if I'm ever embarrassed!)...to admit it, but we've settled into a nice variety of silly, dumb, crazy words or phrases for each other. Some happened naturally, without trying. Others are created clearly with a purpose in mind. So, here goes.....minus the giggling and snickering, please (and remember, this doesn't go anywhere except right here...just between us kids, okay???):


Papa, daddy, squash blossom, pumpkin, pookie, sweet pea, pooh bear, lover, sassy, handsome boy, pretty boy.

And I'm sure there are few more that I'll remember after I hit "post."


And yours? Come on, don't be shy. I'm not.

24 comments:

Lemuel said...

"sunshine", "love", and "boy" - pretty tame stuff.

WAT said...

"Pup" "Wilamina" "Willard" "Joaquin" "Big Cock"...ER. OOPS!

Ahem.

Wayne said...

"buddy", "nuggums", "nuggyboy","Craiger", Nothing too exotic.

Nathan said...

Wow, squash blossom? That one really takes the cake :)

I just get called "Natey". How vanilla. Oh, when I've done something wrong, it's "babe" and when he wants me to do something he knows I don't like, it's "honey".

(Honey, can you help with the dishes... honey, can you take out the trash... ugh... I hate it when I hear that word now)

eric p. said...

"Babe."

My ex called me "honey" with such a stretched-out, whiny tone that I've forbidden my new boyfriend from ever using the word again. :)

David said...

Nope, don't have any.

Atari_Age said...

In all 10 years of my last relationship, I never merited a name. Of course, I guess he didn't merit one either. Usually his name or "ooh ooooooh oooooooooh" pretty much conveyed it all.

Laurie said...

MRS. BITCH, 'HEY MOM', DUMB ASS
You get the picture.

Laurie said...

I'm off on Thursday and Friday :D
The kids have half days. Then
we're off on Monday.

So, would you be so kind as to wake
me on Wednesday?;)

Java said...

from the family: "Dor-dor" or just "Dor", "Digger", "Worm Digger", "Dori-toes"

from my sweetie: "Hon", "Schweetie pie", "Darrrrlin'" It's usually Darrrrlin' when I've done something to irritate him, usually by making a mess. I'm good at that.

kenny said...

lol

Matt said...

Baloo.

D-Man said...

Wuzzy Bear (usually, as all my friends know, this is abbreviated to oft-used-in-public: Wuz), sweat pea, babe, wammyliscious, oh god - I'm stopping there...

What about names for private parts, hmmmm?

Oh and Lewis, Troy wants me to tell you that "he found the T-shirts" and they're the ones he wore during training.

D-Man said...

Oh God, please don't tell me I wrote sweAt pea...shit! I, uh, of COURSE meant sweEt pea! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

don said...

Sugah Dawg. Nuff said

Anonymous said...

some of my nicknames have been "Earth" cause when I was a kid I had a big head for my body.
Today, my other half calls me "monkey baby"..."chub-kitta"..."Tub-beet-tra" to name a few....
Edmund

Ur-spo said...

all i get is 'bud'
no fun in that.

Billy said...

As we don't really speak english at home, I'll translate:

Kiewiet - A guinea fowl (It's an inside joke)

Skapie - Little lamb

Engel - Angel

JW - My initials

My ou man - My old man

HOG - No translation here - Horny old goat...

My full name only get's used when I'm in trouble...

I call him:

Kabouter - gnome

Engel - Angel

Liefie - Lovey

DPP - Full name, but only when he doesn't listen too well.

tornwordo said...

We use "stinky" a lot, lol. Also beau petit bébé.

Timmy said...

Timster, Gladys (as in Gladys Kravitz), Timbo, The Tim-meister, Timmer, Kaye Sedilla, Timaroni Babe, Boi, GURRRRLLL, Madonna, Showtune Queen...just to name a few

RAD Homo said...

Squash bottom! LOL! Hmmm..Term to each other Sweetie and honey and hun...Thats about it...Does grunting and screaming count?

Cooper said...

Coop, Coopster ... and as for mushy love-names, I'm still waiting for that.

Steven said...

"Sweet Pea", "Pumkin" (without the second "p"), "Stevester", "Steverino".

dbv said...

craven, craven moorehead!!