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Monday, November 10, 2008

You Can't Take Me Anywhere







I swear, I can't go anywhere except that I have to try on a few hats, put on a few pair of sunglasses, or snap a bandana or scarf about my head. Worse than a child, I am. So, if you don't mind being embarassed, go ahead and turn me loose inside a Target store or the like. But if you're a little shy, you'll want to leave me in the car with the windows cracked just a little.

21 comments:

TJ said...

It's all about enjoying life and what ever makes you happy then so be it!

Wayne said...

umm, that first pic is a little scary! And be careful trying on all those hats! You don't know whose other heads they may have been on......

Nico said...

A lumberjack in the first pic and a bit of a musketeer in the third but in the second pic you actually look kind of cool :-x

PsychGuy said...

When are we going to Target!

johnmichael said...

Why be embarassed? I think you would be fun to shop with.

dit said...

It is fun to try on new things. You look smashing in each ensemble.

travelling, but not in love said...

I think I'd just leave you in the car with the windows cracked a little. Naked. Tied to the back seat. With a sign in the window saying "this is what you get for trying hats on in target, kids".....

Or maybe we could just go try on hats together....;-)

annie said...

i remember vividly the trip to the record exchange. i believe you were doing your elton john impersonation. that's where we heard that wonderful musical selection and my brother-in-law ran over and said, "is she saying what i think she's saying"?! ah, you guys are the most fun to shop with in the whole world. people, if ever given the chance, TAKE IT!

RAD said...

LOL.....

Ur-spo said...

they are all fabulous and you should wear nothing else.

Billy said...

You can leave you hat on... I know, I know it's REALLY corny, but had to say it!

Lemuel said...

I like the Elton look of the second.

Ah, if we ever shop together, I'll just stand in the next aisle and shake my head to the other customers at the looney trying on hats. They'll never know I know you. LOL!

Chris said...

Excellent!

bridgeout said...

Love it! Bring it on!! I've been known to embarrass a friend (or child) or two in a store now and again!

Doug said...

I'm keeping you away from the women's lingerie department at Sears. Who knows what you'd put on your head.

Michael Guy said...

re: 2nd pic:

Janis Joplin called and wants her glasses back.

:)

Anthony said...

Uhm .......

WAT said...

When do you make time for the fart jokes?

Laurie said...

I'd love to shop with you :)
We'd be ourselves :)

HUGS!!!!!!!!

CJ said...

I'd rather be in a crowded store with a tantrum throwing 2 year old than you. ;)
You look soooo groovy in the second shot.

Mark in DE said...

Wouln't bother me in the least. Sometimes I do the same thing.

Mark :-)