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Thursday, December 04, 2008

Both Old and Gay

Overheard Recently on a Trip Into Palm Springs:

ME (Spoken with heavy sarcasm as is my typical devotion): "The gays and the old people are the only ones going to Palm Springs. They can be so demanding."

HER: "You outta know, honey, you're both!"

Damn her.....she knows me so well. And wouldn't you just know, the truth can be such a bitch.

Now, exactly where is my wheelchair, poodle, shawl, and cocktail??

19 comments:

Lemuel said...

I'm using them right now, thank you. You can have them when I'm good and ready, dear!

;)

Java said...

What sort of pooch is Mason? Is he close enough to poodle for now? And when did cocktails become the sole purview of the old?

Darling, you are my age, which by default means you are not old. 'Nuff said.

The gay thing you're going to have to fess up to, though. You, my dear, are a screaming queen. I can hear you from here. ;)

tomaspdx said...

I've got the wheelchair in my basement, and since you've got the rest, you'll be set! B.I.L.

annie said...

shawls went out of style years ago, old man. now it's the poncho that's come back...(keep up, would ya!). cocktails are for poultry. i think a walker may be more your style, but i'll have to look for one with heavy wheels. being gay, not much i can do about that, as it's "not a lifestyle choice"!!!! i crack myself up.

you're so handsome sometimes it amazes me that we're related. don't let anything get you down.

bridgeout said...

FABULOUS chuckle value in this for my morning! Loved it! Good thing you are a good sport, eh? ;)

PS- if you are what "old" looks like... bring it on!

Doug said...

Screw the wheelchair. Where's my man-slave?!

Christopher said...

Oooh SNAP!!

Ultra Dave said...

Don't just hate when that happens?

Michael Guy said...

Was that a betch slap I heard at 32,000 feet?!

Laurie said...

HEY LEWIS CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!!
heehee! I had to....

TACKLE YOU HUGS!!!!!!!!!

Breenlantern said...

if you're what old looks like...i want to be old in the worst way


grrrrr

christopherc said...

We both may be getting old, but baby... you're still HOT!!

Hope you have a good one, talk to you soon!

-C

Ur-spo said...

if so you can move to palm springs and fit right in.

The Neighbors Will Hear said...

Aw, Lewis, you're not old. You're just somewhere between forty ... and death.

dit said...

I love it! I also love witty types and Palm Springs.

Anthony said...

Tee Hee .......

afod said...

I hope she subsequently got a few pimpslaps! ;-)

Robert said...

That betch!!! Good for her! :-)

Hilarious indeed!! Have a fantastic weekend Lewis!

PS. Yay, I get to post comments. It's all block from my job! boohoo!

Mark in DE said...

Ooooo, I'd have slapped that bitch in a hot minute!

Mark :-)