Overheard Recently on a Trip Into Palm Springs:
ME (Spoken with heavy sarcasm as is my typical devotion): "The gays and the old people are the only ones going to Palm Springs. They can be so demanding."
HER: "You outta know, honey, you're both!"
Damn her.....she knows me so well. And wouldn't you just know, the truth can be such a bitch.
Now, exactly where is my wheelchair, poodle, shawl, and cocktail??
18 comments:
I'm using them right now, thank you. You can have them when I'm good and ready, dear!
;)
What sort of pooch is Mason? Is he close enough to poodle for now? And when did cocktails become the sole purview of the old?
Darling, you are my age, which by default means you are not old. 'Nuff said.
The gay thing you're going to have to fess up to, though. You, my dear, are a screaming queen. I can hear you from here. ;)
I've got the wheelchair in my basement, and since you've got the rest, you'll be set! B.I.L.
shawls went out of style years ago, old man. now it's the poncho that's come back...(keep up, would ya!). cocktails are for poultry. i think a walker may be more your style, but i'll have to look for one with heavy wheels. being gay, not much i can do about that, as it's "not a lifestyle choice"!!!! i crack myself up.
you're so handsome sometimes it amazes me that we're related. don't let anything get you down.
FABULOUS chuckle value in this for my morning! Loved it! Good thing you are a good sport, eh? ;)
PS- if you are what "old" looks like... bring it on!
Screw the wheelchair. Where's my man-slave?!
Oooh SNAP!!
Don't just hate when that happens?
Was that a betch slap I heard at 32,000 feet?!
HEY LEWIS CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!!
heehee! I had to....
TACKLE YOU HUGS!!!!!!!!!
if you're what old looks like...i want to be old in the worst way
grrrrr
We both may be getting old, but baby... you're still HOT!!
Hope you have a good one, talk to you soon!
-C
if so you can move to palm springs and fit right in.
Aw, Lewis, you're not old. You're just somewhere between forty ... and death.
I love it! I also love witty types and Palm Springs.
Tee Hee .......
I hope she subsequently got a few pimpslaps! ;-)
That betch!!! Good for her! :-)
Hilarious indeed!! Have a fantastic weekend Lewis!
PS. Yay, I get to post comments. It's all block from my job! boohoo!
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