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Thursday, February 19, 2009

47 Years Ago Today

Forty-seven years ago today, my Momma pushed me outta her......well, you know....her thingy. And life hasn't been the same since. For her nor anyone who knows me. I've failed many, I've succeeded in pleasing others. I've been a good partner and a terrible husband. All at the same time. I just told my husband over dinner that he's been with me right from the time I was coming out and into a new age for myself. He's been there the whole time. I've met so many new people, experienced more things than I could count, and am planning on keeping it up in the future. I love my life. I love you. All of you. So, today, it's my birthday and I celebrate not only my many years on this earth, but you....each of you -- because you've helped make me who I am. Each of you, in your own way.

Now that the sentimental shittola is out of the way, who wants to spank me? Forty-seven whacks, please. Or you can smear birthday cake batter on me and lick it off if you'd prefer.
Or, you can send cash along -- or just bring the cash with you when you come to paddle my arse. Excuse me, would you please, while I go and huff, and puff, and (hopefully) blow out all of my candles.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

let ME be the first to wish you HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

as for the cake and/or spanking, I will leave that to the professionals...

WAT said...

Congratulation sir on your big 47th. You look great, and you are living an awesome life.

"Forty-seven years ago today, my Momma pushed me outta her......well, you know....her thingy."

YOU'RE SO COUTH! LOLOLOL!

Anonymous said...

¡CumpleaƱos feliz! Happy Birthday!

Rick Bettencourt said...

Happy Birthday!

Breenlantern said...

Be there in about 6 hours, baby. I'll garb some cake batter on the way...

(I wish!)

More birthday wishes then could fit in a gym bag...

no words, just love.

Dave2 said...

Happiest of Birthdays to you, Mr. Lewis!

tornwordo said...

Happy happy! (Isn't it called a uterus?)

Billy said...

Baie geluk met jou verjaarsdag!

Meaning:

Congrats and happy birthday! Hope your day's a BLAST!

(F)redddy said...

I seriously just fell out of my chair. 47? FOR REALS? I really must start using sun screen.

Blair said...

What? I married an older man? I cant believe it! All this time i thought I was the sugar daddy. Jeeesh, now look what you have done!

You look marvelous darling.....happy, happy, happy, happiest of birthdays!

I love you!

Stephen said...

Best wishes on your special day!
You are looking fabulous & you deserve to be spanked.
Come into my store soon & I will treat you to anything your heart desires.
47 smacks!
Stephen

RAD said...
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RAD said...

Happy Birthday Stud! 47 and looking so tasty! You WILL be getting a good spank when we see each other again :-)

Should of gave it to you good this last Sat :-) Right there in the middle of Cheesecake Factory! Ha!

Best Wishes Arnie!!! Love ya man!

Anonymous said...

From my viewpoint at 80 you're just a kid, Happy Birthday kid!

hh

Ur-spo said...

Many happy returns on this feast day of your nativity!

(If I am brave today I will give you a call - I have a head cold and sound rather nasal)

dpaste said...

Let ME be the 15th to wish you HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Good to know that you are planning to keep it up in the future. I'm sure Blair is glad to hear that.

Stacey said...

Happy Birthday!

Laurie said...

OMG!!!! I forgot :( SOOO unlike
me :( I'm sorry...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU HOT SEXY MAN!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!
At 47 you're still smokin hot :)

TACKLE YOU HUGS!!!!!!!!!!

Sorted Lives said...

Happy Birthday BABY!! You look fab and wish you many more!!

Anonymous said...

Feliz cumpleaƱos, Š” Š“Š½ŠµŠ¼ рŠ¾Š¶Š“ŠµŠ½Šøя, Gelukkige Verjaardag, Joyeux anniversaire, čŖ•ē”Ÿę—„恊悁恧ćØ恆, Alles Gute zum Geburtstag, Buon compleanno, Happy Birthday!

Wishing you all that you wish for yourself.

ArichNY said...

We've never met, but I read about you on Sean's blog! Happy, Happy Birthday!!!

Rich

Thomas said...

Happy Birthday!!

Tony (LT) said...

happy birthday lewey.. hope you had a great one and got spanked and much as you wanted and everywhere you wanted with everything you wanted. :-)

Iron Fist said...

tweee! happy birthday! I hope you got that spanking you deserved.

wcs said...

Let me be the 24th to wish you a Bon Anniversaire!

Anonymous said...

Happy Bday, belated!!!

cb said...

"Happy Birfday to ya!". And many more!

Anonymous said...

Happy belated birthday, Lewis! And all this time I thought you were only approaching 40.

In regards to your spanking, I thought that in honor of Mason, we would spank you the number of times in dog years, or 329 times. Because now that I think about it, even 47 is a small number. ;-)

Have an enjoyable weekend!

Anonymous said...

EXCELLENT new header photo Lewis! And a very happy (belated) birthday! I know you guys have had the epizudic... but birthdays are awful special! And frankly, better than the alternative! ;)
{HUGZ}!

Mark in DE said...

A very happy birthday to you!

Wayne said...

And one more Happy belated Birthday Lewis!

Anonymous said...

I've been amiss in keeping up with everyone again... and missed your birthdate. My apologies, and a belated happy birthday!

You're still one hot stud, and hopefully, I'll get a chance to come back out that way soon and if you're around we'll all have to go out to dinner and toast survival of the years!

With love and happy thoughts,
-C