And this, my little squash blossoms, is how to properly prepare your private parts for depositing urine into a specimen cup at the doctor's orifice....er, a office. And if you don't believe me (with my vast array of non-essential knowledge), just take a close look at this blurry picture and read the instructions for yourselves. Happy cleansing! I took this just this morning at my MIL's doctor's office while I waited for her to be poked.....I mean, give blood. I'm on pins and needles watching Live Blogging from Apple's WWDC Conference in San Francisco....waiting for new info on a possible new iPhone.
UPDATE: 11:46AM PDT.....A new iPhone on it's way!