And this, my little squash blossoms, is how to properly prepare your private parts for depositing urine into a specimen cup at the doctor's orifice....er, a office. And if you don't believe me (with my vast array of non-essential knowledge), just take a close look at this blurry picture and read the instructions for yourselves. Happy cleansing! I took this just this morning at my MIL's doctor's office while I waited for her to be poked.....I mean, give blood. I'm on pins and needles watching Live Blogging from Apple's WWDC Conference in San Francisco....waiting for new info on a possible new iPhone.
UPDATE: 11:46AM PDT.....A new iPhone on it's way!
9 comments:
It's funny you've got "squash blossom" in this post, guess what I saw at the market this weekend.
I didn't buy any -- my bags were already laden with stuff. Hopefully they'll still have some when I visit on my next trip in a couple of weeks.
Do I have to retract my skin?
"Midway through the void..."?? Sounds kind of 'sci-fi' to me....
but that is all true! to get a clean specimen these things must be done delicately, or you will break the spell.
YIKES!! TMI TMI TMI!!! :)
OK... and back to the happy place... ;)
Yikes - people really need instructions on how to clean themselves?
Surely you taking the piss...
(I know it's weak, but hey, I'm blond ok!)
Do you think someone would pee on the cup and not into it if not instructed to do so properly? I see potential for some really funny happenings if the author of the directions had a sense of humor.
I just read the same sign during my physical last Friday. haha. I read it twice just to make sure I understood the procedures!
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