Family Reunion!

My long, lost relative has found me! She needs me! I am wanted! She wanted me so badly that I heard from her twice in the same day.....or maybe she just wanted me to read the same email twice. Either way, praise Jesus, we're on the road to her reaching into my back pocket for a little $$$ (actually, a little is all she'll find). A couple of observations:

1. She is right, the letter was a surprise
2. I am so totally into the Greetings in the name of Allah!
3. She doesn't want my phone call (with the illness and all)..just my $$$ (I'd be the same way, I think).
4. Before his death we were born again Christians -- and after????
5. If I am "Truly Christian" -- she just missed out on Jerry Falwell's estate.
6. I love family history and am glad to have a long, lost relative in my quiver.
7. Dear Franca, I hope I'm not too late. It's nice to finally hear from you. If the breast cancer hasn't take you yet, here's the millions you requested. Just use my credit card. (I'll get airline miles for it so it works out well for both of us.)

Dear Beloved in Christ....Reply Back.
GREETINGS TO YOU IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY GOD.
Naturally, this letter might come to you as a surprise, since we have not met before.
It is by the grace of God that this occurred; knowing the truth and the truth shall set me free. Having known the truth, I had no choice than to do what is lawful and rightful in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of Gods mercy and glory upon my life. I have the pleasure to share my life history briefly, with you and also prayed over it, God reviled to me Directions in which to fellow.I am the above named person from Netherlands. I am married to Dr. Franklyn Johnson. Who worked with Canadian Embassy in Netherlands for nine years before his death on 11th march 2004.We were married for eleven years without a Child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death, we were both born again Christians. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of Seven Million, Five hundred thousand US Dollars (USD$7.5M) with(Westdeutsche Landesbank (Schweiz) AG.Switzerland.Presently, this money is still with the above mentioned Bank in Switzerland. And the management wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the money or rather issue a letter of authorisation to somebody to receive it on my behalf since I cannot go over there due to my ill health condition. Again, with the help of my little adopted Girl by Name: (Marilyn) I wrote thisletter siking for your assistance. Am under intensive medical treatment for cancer of the breast which my Doctor has indicated will keep me off for months and only by the special grace of God. Hence I have decided to Distribute parts of the Funds to (Charity Organizations, Churches and Orphanage Homes etc while the left over will be for my little Girl 'Marilyn') I Don’t want a Situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Manner Like my late Husband's family members are doing. It is my main purpose of contacting you in view of the fact that you are a Truly Christian. Please, I beg you in the name of our Almighty God to help to utilize the above mentioned funds and its interest and distribute it accordingly. While you also will be adequately compensated with 25% of the total Amount. I need a Christian believer. God has put me through to you.
Please I Don't need telephone Communication in this regard because of my health status and the presence of my husband's relatives who have plundered so much of our wealth. I don't want them to know about this Development, since they embark on mismanaging the family resources. Any delay in your Reply will give me room in searching for a church or Christian individual for this same purpos. (Always pray for me.)
Hoping to hear from you soonest.
Yours Sister in the Lord,
Mrs. Franca Martins