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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Irritable Old Bastard

Irritable Old Bastard. That's what I've been called today. On the heels of a very nice 11th anniversary yesterday with all of it's gushy sentiments and such, today I've been relinquished to the throes of being an IOB. I mean, seriously now, check out the meanings of them above. (And, by the way, someone's Mother in Law is not gonna be happy about the definition of that last horrible word.) But, like I mentioned earlier, ain't the truth a bitch. Yup, she sure is.


Do you like my new winter coat? About sixteen of us could have fit into the 47 yards of material that made that coat up. I felt a bit like Sarah Palin.

13 comments:

RAD said...

joint the club..I have been in a nasty-crusty and vile mood all day..I am not into this Xmas shite this year....On the other hand --I like your coat-- if your off to a blizzard that is...How Fargo!

Java said...

Lordy, Lewis, how cold do you expect Portland to be this winter? Two words: Global. Warming.

It looks like you're ready for an arctic adventure.

Better to be an irritable old bastard than an irritable old bowel. IMHO, anyway.

Rob (Inukshuk Adventure) said...

Hmmm, looks like you're planning a visit to Toronto!

Breenlantern said...

bwahahahahahaha...wear that coat here...with nothing under it...grrrr...

Nathan said...

Oh that's just silly... You're not irritable :P

Ur-spo said...

dear me
You look like an Inuit with a bad luck run on seals this year hohoho
however it does look snug as a bug; I can't imagine you being cold in that one!

annie said...

"resembling a known species"! that applies to humanity as we know it, so you're a face in the crowd of all the rest of us irritable old bastards, gender non-discretionary. brother, i can't see you in the sea of parka! where'd you gooooooo???????

Lemuel said...

just say it is PMS.

franck said...

Your coast looks nice and comfy.

And congrats on the 11 years, that's quite an achievement. My alltime record is 5.5 :-)

Ryan said...

oh honey i am feeling ya check out my post today a side of me nobody has seen but was there check it out!

kisses

bridgeout said...

Oh now Lewis... what did you go and do THIS time??? ;)

afod said...

"I felt a bit like Sarah Palin." Only you're cuter. Don't worry about the comment. It will come back and bite him in the rear, but even harder!

CJ said...

Will it fit in the overhead compartment or under the seat in front?