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Friday, December 12, 2008

Straight Guy Between My Legs

The terrain was sort of dry and arid...a bit of a desert feel. For some reason, I was going to bicycle over this semi-huge hill from one side to the other and then back again....I can't quite remember exactly how far it was but maybe a few miles in each direction. Being the bike wimp that I am, I made my way one direction and had a hard time getting back over the hill on the return trip. Guess who showed up to help me? You'll never guess in a million years. One of my horribly handsome and polite straight friends....someone I don't even see with any regularity any longer...but there he was, his typical friendly and helpful self, saying, "Hey, let me help you out with that." So he dove down between my legs and used his hands down on the foot pedals on top of my feet to help me pedal...and he ran alongside me. It was a very screwed up dream, quite frankly. But, oh no, it goes on from there. There was an airport strip next to the road, no airport, just the runway....and a Hawaiian Airlines 767 was taking off. And we both said how weird that was to see that airplane out there. We finished our bike ride and made it back down the hill and I was laying down naked resting a bit after my big bike ride....and he was messing around in the room just looking at the ceiling and the doors and such.... and he noticed a few wasps coming out of the inside of the door. And he said, "I'll bet there is a bee nest inside of that door." The next thing I knew, he had grabbed a can of WD-40 with the little red spray nozzle and pointed it into a little hole by the door lock near the handle and sprayed it. And out came hundreds of bees flying everywhere. He threw the can and we both started running. Down the road and past the landing strip. Away we went.

Man, tonight must be a full moon or something. But at least this dream didn't involve dog pee or Nancy Reagan.

17 comments:

Lemuel said...

What are you eating before bed?!

Blair said...

You've got to love those pain pills dont you?

Ryan said...

how about putting me in one of those dreams haha!

have a good weekend!

Rob (Inukshuk Adventure) said...

You and my Fabulous Other Half and your freaky dreams!

Java said...

I had some really weird dreams last night, too. Something about flying in a small "puddle jumper" aircraft, and the airline lost my car, which was in the cargo hold of the plane. It was a small car, but still. Once I woke up I tried to convince my dream that even a small car would be way too heavy for a small plane like that to carry. My dream thinks the car accidentally fell into the river. The airline offered me one round trip ticket to Europe in compensation.

I dunno, Lewis. It all sounds pretty screwed up to me.

bridgeout said...

Oh my! What a dream escapade! Were you tired when you woke up this morning or what?

Calvin said...

There was a full moon last night.

afod said...

After laying down naked, you must not have had enough time to grab some shorts to cover the jewels. I'm picturing you running "in the buff" along that landing strip ready for take off. :-)

Laurie said...

I loved my dream last night :)
I was sleeping in it.... :D
The only problem with that is
that I was double tired when I
woke...*sigh*

TACKLE YOU HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!

anne marie in philly said...

WTF were you smoking? LOL

Ur-spo said...

Not only is it a full moon but it is one of the largest ones we will see in decades.

Ultra Dave said...

Sounds kinds cool....but Nancy Regan would scare me.....especially if it involved china and dog pee.

annie said...

i'm thinking some good prozac, maybe a dose or two of lithium, a colorful little bennie, and perhaps a smiley face of lsd. "you'll be totally out of it, but at lease you won't remember s**t"! loves and hugs, dearie.

Gregorio said...

LOL...

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Kaio said...

Hi Lewis,
Nice pink font you use. I liked it! and the photos too.
Have a great week then.
Cheers from London!
Kaio
www.meltingduvets.blogspot.com

Jeff Guard-Editor GPL said...

LOL--your blog is hilarious! It's been a great read.