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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Average


I've always known it. In spite of the laughing, and pointing, and joking behind my back. I'm quite average. And this proves it. So, you....what about you? Average? Lesser? Greater? Reminds me of my growing up and experimentation escapades.

17 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

gee, my ex-husband (who lives in salem and works for the OR state guvmint) needs a magnifying glass to find his.

no wonder we are divorced (among other problems!).

Stephen said...

OK... let's get out the flashlight & tape measure, & let's find out.

I had a group of buddies at my parent's cabin at Hayden Lake, Idaho. During high summer,we would sleep in our sleeping bags on a sandbar. Late at nihhjt, after skinnydipping, we would have a contest to JO & see who could shoot the fastest. I wish I had known what I know now, so that I could say- "No, no you guys! The idea is to see who can last the longest. The shortest time is not going to make anyone happy in your futures!"

Rick said...

Small average...make me feel good! : )

Rob Inukshuk said...

Um, the article was interesting, but it won't influence my vacation plans...promise!

Blair said...

You know all about me....as does much of Portland, Seattle and cities all over the West.

A Lewis said...

UPDATE: A horribly handsome fellow blogger and friend who is far too shy to toot his own horn (hehehehe) tells me that he "is in the 90 percentile" for size. Lucky him, I say.

Tony (LT) said...

Interesting. One of my readers sent me a link about this. Seems to me the data is a little skewed because its based on people who order condoms from the company. And what about folks who don't wear rubbers at all?

Do I need to report on the Census so that Tennessee is represented?

Dave2 said...

I'm no Oregon... but I'm in the top 20%!

Anonymous said...

Kinda hateful, in a passive-agressive way, don't you think?

Anywho, I'm "blessed", but could care less. I'd rather find someone that is equally "blessed", and that is RARE. Most guys want me to TOP them; that's cool, but I'd love to find someone to DO me (size doesn't matter).

Ur-spo said...

is anybody going to admit they are on the smaller end of size? That would take, pardon the expression, some balls!

TOY COUTURE said...

Georgia is 20...so there I go

Bridgeout said...

LAUGHING out loud! You made me look! (once I clicked that link...)
You are a ticket Arnie!

christopherc said...

You, my friend are (so I hear!) anything but average!

Care to prove me wrong sometime?

-C

madhouse 6 said...

i may be average, but it's properly accessorized :)

cb said...

so... New Orleans is #1 most average city??

Wayne said...

I hadn't really thought about what the 'average' size is. There were other traits that were more important when looking for mister 'right'. But now that I've read that link, I'm happily surprised. Not that it really matters at this point in my 33 years with my honey.

Brian said...

Well, it appears that Alabama and Washington are #9 and #10 on the list.... so if I claim either it doest change much! Top 10 is great....