OK... let's get out the flashlight & tape measure, & let's find out.
I had a group of buddies at my parent's cabin at Hayden Lake, Idaho. During high summer,we would sleep in our sleeping bags on a sandbar. Late at nihhjt, after skinnydipping, we would have a contest to JO & see who could shoot the fastest. I wish I had known what I know now, so that I could say- "No, no you guys! The idea is to see who can last the longest. The shortest time is not going to make anyone happy in your futures!"
UPDATE: A horribly handsome fellow blogger and friend who is far too shy to toot his own horn (hehehehe) tells me that he "is in the 90 percentile" for size. Lucky him, I say.
Interesting. One of my readers sent me a link about this. Seems to me the data is a little skewed because its based on people who order condoms from the company. And what about folks who don't wear rubbers at all?
Do I need to report on the Census so that Tennessee is represented?
Kinda hateful, in a passive-agressive way, don't you think?
Anywho, I'm "blessed", but could care less. I'd rather find someone that is equally "blessed", and that is RARE. Most guys want me to TOP them; that's cool, but I'd love to find someone to DO me (size doesn't matter).
I hadn't really thought about what the 'average' size is. There were other traits that were more important when looking for mister 'right'. But now that I've read that link, I'm happily surprised. Not that it really matters at this point in my 33 years with my honey.
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gee, my ex-husband (who lives in salem and works for the OR state guvmint) needs a magnifying glass to find his.
no wonder we are divorced (among other problems!).
OK... let's get out the flashlight & tape measure, & let's find out.
I had a group of buddies at my parent's cabin at Hayden Lake, Idaho. During high summer,we would sleep in our sleeping bags on a sandbar. Late at nihhjt, after skinnydipping, we would have a contest to JO & see who could shoot the fastest. I wish I had known what I know now, so that I could say- "No, no you guys! The idea is to see who can last the longest. The shortest time is not going to make anyone happy in your futures!"
Small average...make me feel good! : )
Um, the article was interesting, but it won't influence my vacation plans...promise!
You know all about me....as does much of Portland, Seattle and cities all over the West.
UPDATE: A horribly handsome fellow blogger and friend who is far too shy to toot his own horn (hehehehe) tells me that he "is in the 90 percentile" for size. Lucky him, I say.
Interesting. One of my readers sent me a link about this. Seems to me the data is a little skewed because its based on people who order condoms from the company. And what about folks who don't wear rubbers at all?
Do I need to report on the Census so that Tennessee is represented?
I'm no Oregon... but I'm in the top 20%!
Kinda hateful, in a passive-agressive way, don't you think?
Anywho, I'm "blessed", but could care less. I'd rather find someone that is equally "blessed", and that is RARE. Most guys want me to TOP them; that's cool, but I'd love to find someone to DO me (size doesn't matter).
is anybody going to admit they are on the smaller end of size? That would take, pardon the expression, some balls!
Georgia is 20...so there I go
LAUGHING out loud! You made me look! (once I clicked that link...)
You are a ticket Arnie!
You, my friend are (so I hear!) anything but average!
Care to prove me wrong sometime?
-C
i may be average, but it's properly accessorized :)
so... New Orleans is #1 most average city??
I hadn't really thought about what the 'average' size is. There were other traits that were more important when looking for mister 'right'. But now that I've read that link, I'm happily surprised. Not that it really matters at this point in my 33 years with my honey.
Well, it appears that Alabama and Washington are #9 and #10 on the list.... so if I claim either it doest change much! Top 10 is great....
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